Wednesday, May 6, 2009

We Don't Need Know Stinkin' Dictionary

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way.
Mark Twain

After too moths of reding 11th and 4th grade essays, I know longer no how to spel. Words meen no think two me ennymoe. Doesn't matter if your talking a bout there ants knot filling good after surjrey or angles pasting over the nite skie or hereing birds churping in the quite morning, or gosts honting are favorite hoses, or any udder words that half no sertin form, I haf cumpletley loss mi perspective. So if I hapen to post sumthing were I misyous a work like you're or your, or they're or their, pleese don't worry. I will haft too reed sum realy good books wan I'm done and than I will bee OK.

P.S. Forth graders right more better then 11th graders.

12 comments:

  1. Ahhhh!!!! Better you than me. I'd have to quit my job to maintain what little sanity I've got.;-)

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  2. Scary - I could actually read that - must be my public school education.

    Maybe the fact that you at least began and ended each word with the correct letter.

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  3. I dont get it. I no xacly wut you ment and had no trubel with the speling. You are jes cumplayning.

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  4. HA! I think you copied and pasted this from my journal. I'm that bad.

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  5. My 6 year old grandson, just finishing kindergarten, is beginning to read and write, and his phonetic spelling is incredibly close to the real thing for his age. I'm hoping he actually learns how to spell correctly before he learns about text spelling! (How cool is it to realize one day that a 6 year old is reading to you! A whole new world has opened up!)

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  6. I thought I was reading one of my third grader's papers there for a second - except the handwriting was too good. Thanks for the laugh!

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  7. That was actually painful! I never realized how hard it would be! Hats off to you! :)

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  8. OMG! I LMAO but now I'm going to cry if that is really how 11th graders write. Yikes!

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